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最近收到好多國外寄來的信...都是要找我一起去拿數十億美元的...

幾乎每天,我的GMail信箱都會收到一封到多封國外寄來的信,多半會被歸到垃圾信件區中。
好奇打開來看...其中一封內容是...
Dear Sir

With all sincerity and humility it is with deep pains i write you this message of wishful assistance to my predicament.

I am Raymond Taylor the only son of last wife to the former president of Liberia who was asked by unanimous decision by the international community to step down from the corridors of power .

I write you this mail under duress and as a result of my recent decision to better the lives of me. I have made a decision which i know might not be good in the sight of man but the present situation has led me to this decision to better the lives of me.Currently now have decided to make do with the sum of six hundred million us dollars(600.000.000)United States Dollars belonging to my father in which i am a benefiaciary,when he went into exile in Nigeria. In 2006.

On 29 March, My father tried to cross the border into Cameroon through the border town of Gamboru in northeastern Nigeria . His Range Rover with Nigerian diplomatic plates was stopped by border guards, and Taylor 's identity was eventually established.State Department staff later reported that significant amounts of cash were found in the vehicle.

Upon his arrival at Roberts International Airport in Harbel , Liberia , Taylor was arrested and handcuffed by LNP officers, who then immediately transferred custody of Taylor to the United Nations Mission in Liberia (UNMIL). Irish UNMIL soldiers then escorted Taylor aboard a UN helicopter to Freetown, Sierra Leone ,where he was delivered to the SCSL.

I have decided to relocate with your assistance to your private account the said sum.My decision was reached when i could not conceive the thought that after the United States Government has promised to let my father go free based on the condition that he should step down Mr.Collin Powell stated in a press briefing that he would be indicted by the court in Netherlands to face charges on war crimes,this is what led to my decision as God Knows that i was never in support of his involvement in the indecent maltreating of innocent people in Politics.

This decision is hard for me to make but i just have to make it for the sake of my me future.Currently the said sum was lodged in a safety deposit box in a financial company Institution which i will disclose to you as a matter of commitment to me and this plea for assistance. I currently have the deposit certificate and can draw up a change of beneficiary mandate to effect you as the beneficiary to the funds.

I am a trained economist by profession and it is in this line that i will want you to take note that your services for assisting me will be compensated to the best of my ability.

I have this to look forward to so i would like you to keep this project close to your heart just as myself pending when we reach the conclusive end of this project. I will want you as a matter of confidentiality to respond through this mail and also include your telephone number as well so that i can give you a call if the need arises as we are currently on political asylum now in west africa. Once get your confirmation that you can be of assistance i will bring you into a clearer picture of the situation at hand.

I look forward to your response with great hope of assistance.
I remain Yours Truly,
Raymond Taylor

Wow~~~好像在讀歷險記....
好吧!我不知道這位Raymond Taylor是根草,但看在60億美元的份上,把信當英文閱讀練習來看完。

如果還是不太懂我的意思...
這是釣魚詐騙信件,我把它當英文閱讀來看。


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老鷹(eagle)
iT邦高手 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 16:24:29

像是這種信,我都把他歸類成皮老闆,想騙取蟹堡的詐騙信,繼續煎蟹堡(海綿寶寶上身)毆飛

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一級屠豬士
iT邦大師 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 16:37:32

少上一些怪站,就不太會收到這些東西啊.哈哈

賽門 iT邦超人 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 16:50:10 檢舉

hitomitanaka提到:
少上一些怪站

被小雨大抓到了....偷笑

roger03 iT邦新手 4 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 16:53:42 檢舉

真有這種好康,怎可能通知別人

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蟹老闆
iT邦大師 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 17:36:51

收到這類信我都有回他,可是他怎麼都不理我
落寞落寞

賽門 iT邦超人 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 17:46:58 檢舉

因為....

chingfeng提到:
繼續煎蟹堡(海綿寶寶上身)

zuyan iT邦好手 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 01:03:05 檢舉

打中文...怎麼會看的懂....
記得說白話~~~

蟹老闆 iT邦大師 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 09:06:53 檢舉

zuyan提到:
打中文...怎麼會看的懂....

正解
哈哈哈哈哈哈

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CalvinKuo
iT邦大師 7 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 17:45:38
賽門 iT邦超人 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 17:49:51 檢舉

讚拍手拍手拍手
Kuo大真真學富五車呀~~~

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海綿寶寶
iT邦大神 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 17:53:09

我對詐騙最不懂的地方是....金流
國內的人頭帳戶比較容易理解
這種跨國的要怎麼處理金流問題呢?

我上次只不過匯幾百塊美金給美國朋友買 MacBook
什麼SWIFT code、約定...就弄得頭昏眼花的
不知道要匯幾十萬美金出國
要經過多少手續和關卡才能匯得出去
暈

看更多先前的回應...收起先前的回應...
賽門 iT邦超人 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-11 18:24:41 檢舉

海綿大....這棰數十萬美元的匯款,銀行是有專人幫忙處理的,您只要坐在貴賓室裏享用茶點即可...
詳情請向總裁夫人聯繫~~冷冷冷

鐵殼心 iT邦高手 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 09:39:32 檢舉

simon581923提到:
詳情請向總裁夫人聯繫~~

賽大確定是"總裁夫人"嗎?

魯大 iT邦高手 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 12:05:11 檢舉

tecksin提到:
賽大確定是"總裁夫人"嗎?

就算是總裁的小三,咱們也得尊稱『總裁夫人』 毆飛

鐵殼心 iT邦高手 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 12:43:28 檢舉

looney提到:
就算是總裁的小三,咱們也得尊稱『總裁夫人』

魯大少了一個**<span style="font-size: 100px;">們</span>**字

總裁 iT邦好手 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 15:30:35 檢舉

不能用比特幣嗎??...疑惑

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門神JanusLin
iT邦超人 1 級 ‧ 2014-02-12 08:18:20

我追過的郵件詐騙買賣交易匯款到第三地的都是寫英文的

XD

luckyball iT邦新手 5 級 ‧ 2014-02-13 02:22:56 檢舉

haha太有趣了吧

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