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2023 iThome 鐵人賽

DAY 30
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心得(Day 30)

這30天說長不短說短不長,但不論如何,希望各位在看完前面29天的文章後可以對Linux有基本的理解,且試著將Linux作為主要作業系統一段時間。
這期間我自己也學到了許多以前從未注意到的命令及設定,我還發現自己開始有閱讀命令文檔的習慣了。(Arch wiki真的很好用)
唯一的遺憾是,因為自己文筆沒有很好,因此沒辦法將每個概念講的很清楚。所以如果看完我的文章後有疑問的可以在當天的文章的留言區問問題。
最後就以30個Linux笑話來為這30天劃下一個句點吧
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Linux Joke

  1. Why do Linux engineers prefer the command line? Because they don't like to lose their mouse in a GUI maze.
  2. What do you call a Linux user who just broke up? Single-user mode.
  3. How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer LEDs.
  4. Why did the Linux kernel go to therapy? To resolve its childhood issues with Windows.
  5. Why don't Linux users ever get mad? Because they have good "ctrl" over their emotions.
  6. What do Linux and a fine wine have in common? They both get better with age.
  7. Why did the Linux penguin bring a ladder? To access the kernel's top shelf.
  8. What's a Linux user's favorite type of party? A "sudo" party, where they have superuser privileges.
  9. Why did the Linux sysadmin break up with their printer? Because it had too many paper issues.
  10. How do you know you're at a Linux conference? Everyone's dressed like they just compiled their wardrobe.
  11. Why did the Linux server go broke? Because it couldn't find its "grep" of income.
  12. Why don't Linux users play hide and seek? Because a well-configured firewall always reveals them.
  13. How does a Linux user start their morning? With a "kernel" of coffee.
  14. What did one Linux user say to another at the coffee shop? "I like my coffee like my software – open-source."
  15. Why did the Linux user bring a ladder to work? To climb the corporate "sudo" ladder.
  16. What's a Linux enthusiast's favorite dance move? The "root" step.
  17. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open but closed the Linux terminal.
  18. Why don't Linux users need security blankets? Because they have firewalls.
  19. What do you call a Linux user's favorite cookie? A "sudo-kie."
  20. Why do Linux users make great detectives? They know how to "grep" for clues.
  21. Why don't Linux users ever get lost? Because they always "cd" in the right direction.
  22. What do you call a Linux user in a hurry? A "dash"ing sysadmin.
  23. Why did the Linux user bring a broom to the data center? To clean up all the "bits" and "bytes."
  24. How do you comfort a sad Linux user? You "tar" and "zip" them a virtual hug.
  25. Why did the Linux server go to therapy? To deal with its emotional "ping" issues.
  26. What do Linux users give on Valentine's Day? A heartfelt "sudo apt-get love."
  27. Why do Linux users never play cards? Because they're too busy "ssh"uffling files.
  28. What do Linux users say at the end of a long day? "I need to 'top' off with some rest."
  29. Why don't Linux users go to the beach? Because they're afraid of the "sea-dump" error.
  30. Why did the Linux user bring a magnifying glass to the computer store? To read the fine "man" pages.

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雷N
iT邦研究生 1 級 ‧ 2023-10-10 00:24:48

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